Joke

Kris ( not Kris Allen ) go to London for study. The first day , the teacher calls a student's name . The student stands up and says : " Me!!! Me !!!! " Kris write "me !! me !! in his notebook. After that , Kris goes to a restaurant to eat pizza . When he is ordering a pizza , he hears a man shouting " With fork and knife I guess . " Kris remembers and write " with fork and spoon I
guess in his notebook again . After that , he goes to a park for a walk. He sees two boys chasing around . One of the boy says : "Quickly ! Quickly ! " He write the sentences in this notebook again. The next day , a police knock the door . Kris opens the door. The police asks him about who was the theif that kill the neighbour.Kris says : " Me !! Me !!!" then the police asks him how to kill her.Kris says " With fork and spoon I guess ." The police says that he would to bring Kris to the police station . Kris says : "Quickly! Quickly !!!"